Just in case there’s people out there that enjoy prarie fire shots, the McIlhenny Company decided to make a tequila that is infused with their own Tabasco sauce. Observe:
Wow, yeah great idea there. I really missed the taste of those prarie fire shots that some asshole ordered for me on my 21st birthday. I yearned for that burning in my throat followed by the gagging feeling for so many years now. Not only can I drink them at home, but it’s already pre-mixed for me! Fucking brilliant.
Things I would rather drink that Tabasco Tequila:
- Unfiltered water from the Nile River proven to somehow spread HIV
- Water from Mario Batali’s toilet bowl
- The water left over from unfreezing Brendan Frazier in the movie, Encino Man
- Frank’s Red Hot Tequila
I guess the only positive thing is you can finally make those Tapeworm shots, 1 oz. Tabasco Tequila, black pepper, & small portion of Mayonaise, or even my personal favorite the Hot Mexican Hooker, 1 oz Tabasco Tequila & a small portion of Tuna Fish Juice, without much trouble now
Thanks McIlhenny Company!