So apparently this guy/insane artist not fit for society named Alex Gardega decided he was going to paint a nude portrait of Rachel Ray, sell it on eBay, and retire on the money he collects for it. That time is now. Currently if you bid $108, this masterpiece can be hanging above your dining room table. Not quite the price he was looking for, I’m sure, but still a nice chunk of change. If I didn’t spend all my money on Christmas presents already, this would surely be mine.
Ladies and Gentleman, I give to you…