Minyanville, a nice business and finance site, recently did a piece on the new ‘fast food diets’ like Taco Bell’s drive through diet, and Subway’s Jared campaign. Read the fine print in the Taco Bell ad – ‘an exceptional experience based on a 1250 calorie diet.’ You read that correctly…1250 calorie. That is…ridiculous, especially considering that the bean burritos are like 18,719,834,782,934 calories…roughly speaking. Less with the ‘Fresco Salsa.’