So John and I both have our birthdays coming up, and my lovely roommate suggested the perfect present. That’s right. A Gallon Jug of Tabasco, printed all special-like with a personalized label.
I would bring this with me to dinner parties, just in case they didn't have any hot sauce. I would also refuse to share.
Between us, I honestly don’t even really like Tabasco. Franks, Clancy’s Fancy, Sriracha, and Cholula stole my heart years ago. However, the Habanero and smoky Chipotle versions are good and the sheer size of this hot sauce bears respect.
So. To summarize. I certainly would love to have this hot sauce on my shelf! Hint hint!