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{"id":1114,"date":"2009-06-19T08:54:08","date_gmt":"2009-06-19T15:54:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.epicportions.com\/?p=1114"},"modified":"2009-06-19T09:13:48","modified_gmt":"2009-06-19T16:13:48","slug":"i-love-my-fans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.epicportions.com\/2009\/06\/19\/i-love-my-fans\/","title":{"rendered":"I Love My Fans"},"content":{"rendered":"Call me lazy, or even being desperate for content, but my fan mail has been absolutely classic lately.\u00a0 First I had the guy who thought I was Taco Bell corporate, now I have this doozy from “youdontneedtoknow”.\u00a0 I wouldn’t have taken this so personally, but it was sent last night while my girlfriend and I were trying to watch Seinfield re-runs.\u00a0 Specifically, the one where they’re stuck in a parking garage.\u00a0 Not cool.\u00a0 I felt a public reponse was required.<\/p>\n
From: youdontneedtoknow<\/span><\/strong>
\nJune 18th, 2009 at 7:38 pm<\/a>
\n<\/a><\/p>\n
Who the hell do you think you are saying pizza hut isn\u2019t good! First of all get your shit right\u2026 pizza hut is NOT a fast food place, it is a restaurant so you shouldnt classify them under that crap. Also the pastas ARE meant to feed four people sorry theres fat asses like you that eat like your 3 people. It\u2019s people like you that try to cause the problems with families! If you ate the right proportions you were meant to you would know how it feeds four. Alright so I understand your thought on the commercial it is pretty dumb but the only reason restaurants or fast food places come up with new stuff is to make people like you happy, giving you varieties to pick from. Before you start talking crap about places find out about them first before you start making judgements!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n
\nWell allow me to retort..<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n<\/strong><\/p>\n
Dear youdontneedtoknow,<\/p>\n
First<\/em>, I would like to remind you that you are reading Epic Portions<\/strong>.\u00a0 This blog mainly consists of me criticizing food, or talking about large portions of food.\u00a0 If this is not your cup of tea, I would recommend you switch your daily food blog reading to Serious Eats<\/a>, or the Pioneer Woman Cooks<\/a>.<\/p>\n
Second<\/em>, I write a food blog which allows me communicate whatever opinions I like to a public forum.\u00a0 This means I can say whatever I like about which ever topic I choose.\u00a0 If you do not like my opinions, feel free to switch your daily blog reading to Serious Eats<\/a>, or the Pioneer Woman Cooks<\/a>.\u00a0 They have more a neutral point of view that may be more for you.<\/p>\n
Third<\/em>, Pizza Hut sucks.\u00a0 It’s by far the worst pizza I have ever had in my life.\u00a0 They one upped this by serving the worst pasta I have ever had in my life.\u00a0 If you disagree with my opinion, feel free to visit PizzaHutfansacrosstheworld.com<\/a>.\u00a0 Oh wait, that site doesn’t exist.<\/p>\n
Fourth<\/em>, I have eaten at Pizza Hut, therefore I “found out about them before I started making judgments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.\u00a0 I found out that their food sucks.\u00a0 See #3.<\/p>\n
Fifth<\/em>, your English\/punctuation\/spelling is terrible.\u00a0 Shame on you for not proof reading your comment before sending it.\u00a0 I feel that the proportions<\/strong> I eat are none of your business!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n
Sixth, <\/strong><\/em>why on earth did you feel the need to come on here and defend Pizza Hut?\u00a0 That’s got me confused.<\/p>\n
Love,<\/p>\n
John and the Epic Portions staff(John)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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