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Varta strikes again. If you read the blog a few days ago you are aware of Varta, one of the great breakfast minds of our time. \u00a0 You were privileged enough to witness one of the most delicious breakfast creations ever, an egg cuddled in bacon, cheese and sausage.\u00a0 Well, she’s back in a big […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[14],"class_list":{"0":"post-1244","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fat-foods","7":"tag-breakfast"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epicportions.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epicportions.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epicportions.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epicportions.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epicportions.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1244"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.epicportions.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1253,"href":"https:\/\/www.epicportions.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1244\/revisions\/1253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epicportions.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epicportions.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epicportions.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}