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I haven’t giggled this hard in a while. \u00a0I don’t know how I haven’t seen this, but I guess this is super old (like 2008!). \u00a0Mr. Chi City’s<\/a>\u00a0fantastic guide to making women comfortable when they come back to your place. \u00a0“Even when they bring they kids!”<\/p>\n

Watch until the end for this gem:<\/p>\n

…oh yeah, one more thing. \u00a0To the makers of kool aid, would you niggas stop putting the juice all the way to the top?! \u00a0Cause when I twist the motherfucking cap, the shit explodes like a goddamn grenade. \u00a0 Then I got blue juice all over my white carpet. \u00a0Look, I appreciate you\u00a0trying to give me as much juice for the value, but look – put the juice down here and I won’t miss it. \u00a0I mean these motherfuckers are like 5 for a dollar. \u00a0Thank you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Tears. \u00a0Truth. (NSFW\/language)<\/p>\n
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